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20bucks.wav214k Homer finds 20 dollars under the couch but wanted a peanut..."
agh.wav 16k Homer yelling "agh"
ahhmr!.wav5K Homer shrieking
anykey.wav39k Homer reading "To start press anykey..." , he says "where's anykey?"
arms.wav177K Homer gets his arm stuck in a coke snack machine
astrophy.wav70k Homer saying "Oh, there's so much I don't know about astrophysics. I wish I'd read that book by that wheelchair guy."
badstuff.wav28k Homer saying "I have a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down"
bearchnt.wav88k Homer saying "We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears... crowd repeats"
bearjmbr.wav32k Homer saying "It's like a freakin' Country Bear Jamberoo around here. "
beer.wav24K Homer saying "mmm beer"
beerkill.wav130K Homer arguing that beer really doesn't kill brain cells
blahblah.wav139k Homer saying " I'm Mr. Burns. blah blah blah. Do this! Do That! blah blah blah. I think I'm so big. blah blah blah." Burns says "Destroy him!"
blob.wav68k Homer saying "Eww. Lisa, the blob has got me! Don't touch me or it'll get you too!"
boogie_m.wav12K Homer yelling "agh boogie men"
boring.wav11k Homer saying "Boring!"
burger.wav193k Announcer: We take 18oz of sizzling ground beef and soak it in rich creamery butter then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger. Homer: Ahhhhhh.
burndonu.wav119k Teacher: Now I'm going to burn this donut to show you how many calories it has. Homer: Nooo!
choclate.wav31k Homer saying "mmm chocolate"
crckcops.wav91k Homer: You know, one day all the citizens are going to stand up to you crooked cops. Wiggum: They are, oh no! Have they set a date?
crime.wav40K Homer saying "mmm organized crime"
crisis.wav70k Lisa and Homer discussing linguistics."
curvy.wav26K Homer saying "kiss my curvy butt goodbye"
d_oheth.wav8K Homer saying d'oheth
dean.wav75k Homer saying "...Hello, dean, you're a stupid head..."
dearbaby.wav60K Homer saying "Dear baby welcome to Dumpsville, population you"
despbeer.wav59k Homer saying "The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers."
dinosaur.wav56k Homer saying "I've gone back to the time when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos. "
dogpoker.wav227k Homer saying "They're dogs and they're playing poker!..."
doh.wav 11k Homer's trademark (doh!)
donuts.wav71K Homer saying "Donuts is there anything they cant do?"
emgumbee.wav26K Homer saying "mm gummi beer"
english.wav75k Homer saying "English who needs that?..."
fortune.wav141k Homer saying "Man, this place looks expensive. I feel like I'm wasting a fortune just standing here..."
free_goo.wav46k Homer saying "mmm free goo"
funky.wav73k Homer saying "But I used to rock and roll all night and everyday. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week to get funky."
geton.wav182k Homer saying "...Our forecast calls for flurries of passion followed by extended periods of gettin' it on..."
heehee.wav32k Homer's laugh
highlow.wav290k Homer saying "Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the blue nosers with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers who clap their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson."
hmr_chmp.wav193k Homer singing "I am the champion, I am the champion..."
hmr3ques.wav154k Indian CEO: You may ask me three questions. Apu: Oh, that's great, because all I need is one -- Homer: Are you really the head of the Quickie-Mart? CEO: Yes. Homer: Really? CEO: Yes. Homer: You? CEO: Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.
hmr17.wav202k Homer singing "When I was seventeen, I drank a very good beer..."
hmrass.wav65k Homer saying "This ticket doesn't just give me a seat, it gives me the right--no, the duty--to make a complete ass out of myself."
hmrdamnu.wav100k Homer saying "You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to Hell! "
hmrevil.wav67k Homer singing "I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer! "
hmrnet.wav35k Homer saying "The girls of the Internet--ooh I'd go online with them any day. "
hmrnudty.wav10k Homer asking "Is there any frontal nudity?"
hmrpatsy.wav144k Brockman: Allright, are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep? Homer: No way, man. No way, man. Get yourself another patsy, man. No way am I wearin' a freakin' wire. Brockman: Would you be willing to wear a hidden camera and microphone? Homer: Oh, that I'll wear.
hmrporn.wav19k Homer saying "It's a pornography store; I was buying pornography"
hmrslowd.wav57k Homer talking really fast!
hmrsugar.wav97k Homer saying "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women. "
hmrudsea.wav123k Homer signing "Under the Sea"
hmryummy.wav32k Homer signing "Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy, and I feel like lovin' you. "
holymacr.wav99k Homer saying "Oh glory of glories, oh heavenly testament to the eternal majesty of God's creation. Holy Macaroni!"
homrbily.wav42k Billy Corgan: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins. Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
homrcake.wav186k Homer saying "This is everything I've ever dreamed of right here and nobody's going to take it away from me. You never had faith in me before, but let me tell you the slim, lazy Homer you knew is dead. Now, I'm a big, fat dynamo! And where's my cake?"
homrdrun.wav122k Homer's only love letter to Marge.
homrfool.wav143k Lisa: Remember, 'tis better to remain silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Homer's brain: What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid. Homer: Takes one to know one. Homer's Brain: Swish.
homrgtup.wav102k Homer: Hey, what are you kids lookin' at? Milhouse: Hey, look. He's trying to get up to yell at us. Homer: Don't make me close that shade!
homrjokr.wav332k Homer sings Joker zipped254k
homrpipe.wav19k Homer saying "Put this in your pipe and smoke it! "
homrwork.wav103k Homer saying "Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't go on strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-ass. That's the American way."
invince.wav51k Homer saying "I am invincible! Invincible! OWW"
jiveturk.wav82k Homer saying "You jive turkey! See, you got to sass it. Quit jiving me, tur-key! You got to sass it. A turkey is a bad person. "
johnny.wav238k Homer: Here's Johnny! d'oh! David Letterman! Grampa: Hi, David, I'm Grampa. Homer: d'oh! I'm Mike Wallace. I'm Morley Scafer. I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes
killboy.wav376k (Lisa and Homer discuss Bart's fate after he takes the car.) zipped180k
killbrai.wav85k Homer saying "All right, brain, you don't like me and I don't like you but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. "
longwknd.wav55k Marge: The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in on Monday. Homer: Woo-hoo! Four day weekend!
manydohs.wav166k Over 15 seconds of d'ohs!!
meowmeow.wav90k Homer saying "I know you can read my thoughts, boy:meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow "
merciful.wav15k Homer saying "Sweet merciful crap!"
messages.wav163k Homer saying "You have 30 minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube. "
morgcrim.wav41k Homer saying "mmm organized crime"
msacrili.wav40k Homer saying "Mmmm sacrilicious "
nachohat.wav100K Homer singing "nacho nacho man"
notgay.wav26k Homer saying "I'm not gay but I'll learn"
outahere.wav9k Homer saying "That's it I'm outta here."
pagans.wav19k Homer saying "God bless those pagans"
q-tip.wav15k Homer saying "Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip."
scumbag.wav164k Homer saying "I'd say you were a lying scumbag."
selling.wav 47k Homer saying "you're selling what now?"
shopping.wav203k (Homer goes shopping)
simps~11.wav11 Homer saying shut up
simpso~2.wav17K Homer saying "what?"
simpston.wav200K Homer singing"Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history..."
smart.wav132K Homer singing "I am smart, s-m-r-t, I mean s-m-a-r-t"
sorry.wav184k Homer sounding very sarcastic
speaker.wav87k Homer saying "Hi, everyone. If I could just say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker."
statistc.wav58k Homer saying "Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Fourteen percent of all people know that."
suck_uck.wav22k Homer saying "You suck-diddly-uck Flanders!"
thisroks.wav147k Homer saying "Now, when I listen to a really good song, I start nodding my head like I'm saying yes to every beat. Yes! Yes! Yes! This rocks! Then sometimes I switch it up like no, no, no! Don't stop a-rockin'!"
thompson.wav179k "When is say hello Mr. Thompson..."
truth.wav206k Homer saying "You don't know what it is like. I'm the one out there everyday putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order. You're out of order. The whole freakin system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. Cause when you stick your hands in a pile of goo -- that was your best friend's face, you don't know what to do. Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown"
turkysng.wav105k Homer singing "Oh, Margie, you came and you found me a turkey on my vacation away from workie."
urdedbrn46k Homer saying "Your dead Burns..."
uuh.wav 5k Homer gasping
whatudo.wav13k Homer saying "Yeah, but what are you gonna do?"
wifeded.wav80k Teacher: My wife recently passed away. I thought teaching might ease my loneliness. Homer: Will this be on the test? Teacher: No!
woohoo.wav 8k Homer yelling "woohoo"
wrlddomn.wav198k Homer: The mob is working on getting your saxophone back, but we've also expanded into other important areas: literacy programs, preserving our beloved covered bridges, world domination -- Lisa: World domination? Homer: Oh, wait, that might be a typo. Homer's brain: Mental note: the girl knows too much.
yes.wav25k Homer saying "YYYEESSSS!"
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